I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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