Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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