It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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