He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
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I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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