hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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