sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Are we still banned from the library?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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