Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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