What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
