i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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