One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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