I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
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I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
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