Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
