Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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