You surviving the open bar?
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One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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