I think i peed on brittanys purse
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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