youre lurking in front of me
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
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Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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