Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
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The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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