You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
