You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
They are going to name an STD after you.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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