sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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