Are we in a gay sports bar?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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