I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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