Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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