Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
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