i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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Even the bartender felt bad for me
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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