Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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