i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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