You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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