i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
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I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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