elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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