you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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