That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
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We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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