May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
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Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass