just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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