i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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