You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
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Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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