Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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