i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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