D3 body, D1 cock
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
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I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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