i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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