I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
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Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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