i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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