I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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