fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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