hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It's shark week go big or go home
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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