I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Randomize