i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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