did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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