i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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