You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
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I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
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Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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