he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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