The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
it wasn't lemon gatorade
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I fill condoms, not promises.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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