that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
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Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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