i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
