everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
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I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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